All the Good Titles have been taken

Actually they haven't but I can't think of one right now.  I just wanted to talk about my life.  Me me me.  Greedy!  Ok fine how are you? Good? Good.  It's the eve of Christmas Eve so Happy Christmas Eve Eve! I was watching Star Wars last night with my brothers and I noticed that it is the most complicated movie series ever.  First off it starts with 4 so you have no clue what's going on... well you do but you don't understand.  Also there is a war and you don't know why there is a war going on.  Top 10 Reasons Star Wars is Confusing
1. There is a war and we don't know why there is a war
2. It starts with 4 not 1
3. What did Han Solo do that was so bad?
4. Why is Boba Fett so important
5. If its a long long time ago why is it so futuristic
6. How did people get the evidence that this really happened (it is based on a true story right)
7. Um I can't think of anything else so
8. Toast
9. Ghost
10. Most
Those last three didn't count but they rhyme so yay!!!!!! Also my arms are really sore.  Merry Christmas Eve Eve!!!!!